GAWKER: Mitt Romney Debates Himself, LOSES

PRICELESS VIDEO FROM GAWKER/DAILY KOS: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE ROMBOT. First, he loses debate to self:

Next he shocks kids showing them his TRUE MAGICAL MOONSHINE side ... 

Then disses America's Kids, refusing to answer their questions in Nickelodeon's quadrennial "Pick The President" election special. In a statement, veteran Nick News host Linda Ellerbee said the network was disappointed that Romney "wouldn't take the time to answer the questions," adding that "answering kids' questions directly" shows "respect for kids."