Monday, October 22, 2012

:58 SECOND POST-DEBATE ZING-OS!

PRICELESS! PRESIDENT OBAMA BITCH-SLAPPED A SWEAT-SOAKED MITT ROMNEY, who CLINCHED repeatedly (great analogy, Rev!), dodging and weaving frantically, but still unable to avoid the President's devastating right hook, kept in abeyance for just the right moment — as Romney walked right into it with his weird notion about two trillion more in defense spending and the relative size of our Navy post-1917. Here's the President:

"I think Governor Romney maybe hasn’t spent enough time looking at how our military works. You — you mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets — (laughter) — because the nature of our military’s changed. We have these things called aircraft carriers where planes land on them. We have these ships that go underwater, nuclear submarines.

And so the question is not a game of Battleship where we’re counting ships. It’s — it’s what are our capabilities."

BUT WAIT ... THERE'S MORE! Here's the PREZ:  "Governor, when it comes to our foreign policy, you seem to want to import the foreign policies of the 1980s, just like the social policies of the 1950s and the economic policies of the 1920s."

ROMNEY: "AYEE! OUCH; OUCH; UNCLE! UNCLE!"

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