MITT'S TAX PLAN: ME, MYSELF, AND MY RICH BUDDIES

DEAR CHICK-FIL-A PATRONS: IF YOU VOTE FOR MITT ROMNEY after he told you what his so-called "tax plan" is (!), not only will you join the ranks of all-time, totally pathetic tools of the PLUTOCRATS and MONEYED ELITES, but you will have smashed all previous records for the stupidest, least-informed, most knowingly ignorant, FOX-viewing, Limbaugh-listening electorate in the HISTORY of AMERICA TEH STOOPID and the post-NEANDERTHAL age.