Friday, June 29, 2012

Obamacare UPHELD Brings Out TEH STOOPID In America

1. OUR ENLIGHTENED neighbors to the North, with SINGLE-PAYER UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE may consider an I.Q. TEST for Americans moving to Canada. Or, in the alternate, an electrified fence:


2. CNN and FOX pull a Munro, literally can't wait till Roberts concludes his remarks, and crap in their panties as the Chief Justice goes, this shoe is unconstitutional, but WAIT ... I haven't dropped the other, CONSTITUTIONAL shoe yet! OOPSIE-FOXIE-CNN-DAISY: “Embarrassing.” “Fucking humiliating.” “Shameful.” A veteran producer jumps the gun, a young correspondent goes too far, and the network's crisis deepens."


FOX, OTOH, is TOTALLY OKAY with disseminating falsehoods: FOX News did not issue an apology. In a statement, Michael Clemente, a Fox executive, said flatly, “Fox reported the facts as they came in.” FOX brainfart:


3. STAY CLASSY, WINGNUTS! Right Wing has a COLLECTIVE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, turning on its own, Chief Justice Roberts, with a vengeance.

4. THE WINGNUT CRAZY PREDICTS "ARMED INSURRECTION." (False equivalency, Idiot Punditocracy?)

5. Do you believe in KARMA, sweet KARMA?! (PASS THE BARF BAG ALERT: FEMALE WINGNUT HAVING ORGASM IN PUBLIC!? EWWW ...) OH, YEAH!

"Ohio Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH) -- or 'Mean Jean' as she is referred to by many Democrats, due to her infamous angry tirades on the House floor -- found herself caught in the preliminary confusion over the Supreme Court's ruling on health care reform. [...]"Yes! Yes!!! And what else?! Thank God!" Schmidt shouts into her cell phone, under the belief that the Supreme Court had struck down the law. Schmidt's phone source was apparently tuned in to either Fox News or CNN, as the two networks led initial confusion over the ruling by reporting that the high court had struck down Barack Obama's Affordable Care Act."


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