Can't you just picture a white-knuckled Larry-O pleading: "GO, TIMMY, GO!"?
Newt Gingrich made the most sense; some pundits even claim he "won" the debate; when one's fake presidential campaign is in the red, one's mind tends to focus on raising sufficient funds to continue paying for Callista's
Rick Perry won by not showing up.
Secret Fox candidate Mitt Romney was under wraps by Rupert's Honchos and escaped relatively unscathed ... Was placement of rabid chihuahua T-Paw next to Michele a fortuitous luck of the draw? I don't think so.
But the debate's BIG WINNER was Michele Bachmann, for this. Grace under pressure is what it's all about and the QUEEN OF CRAZY showed plenty of it, consolidating her vote and bringing mucho más empathetic fencesitters along: