Cruisin' Beck's "Restore Honor" Rally For Gay Sex Hookups

Craigslist provides an invaluable service for secret gay wingnuts, and Wonkette did a thorough job unearthing the conservative secret closet teabag gay sex scandal at the Glenn Beck rally. Hey, if the shoe fits ... per Urban Dictionary definition of “teabagger” —

Here are some sample hookup ads from Craigslist:

“restoring honor rally. anyone need head? - 34 (on the grass at Lincoln memorial.)”

“Sitting on grass waiting for restoring honor rally. Want to do my patriotic duty and blow anyone who needs head. In dark portajohn or in dark area of the park. I’m 34 years old 6’3 tall and 240lbs. Stocky build. This Ad is good until sunrise.”
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“Looking for a fun time with masculine, discreet stud.

White, 5'10, 190, br/bl, hairy chest, masc, 7c, neg, safe.

Visiting for rally? Hot me up.

Can travel or host in Arlington.”
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“Looking for TEA party Patriots - 30 (Dupont Circle)

Hello DC! I’m here for the Glenn Beck rally tomorrow. Looking for fellow travelers to have some fun this weekend and go to the rally at the Lincoln Memorial Saturday. It’s going to be historic! 30 years old, 5’10″ and 145 pounds of lithe, conservative muscle.”
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“In town for the Tea Party rally? Then come get what you REALLY came to DC for.... lean, athletic all American hung to ready to prep you for tomorrow’s rally. You can bend over and thank God! Safe only. Anon ok- DADT. Prefer tight, white, and conservative. Let’s make this weekend one you will remember!”
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“Going to Tea Party Rally - 38 (DC)

Any cool conservative guys going to the rally tomorrow?

No idiot liberals or Democrats need apply!

Obama sucks. Vote GOP in November!”
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“any other tea party guy wanna hang? - 34

GL masc cleancut bi guy in town looking to hang out with similar preppy cleancut dude.”
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And hetero biracial sex was offered too!:

“Glenn Beck--Get Her Some Black Cock Before the Rally - m4mw - 37 (DC)

Conservative women like black cock too. How hot would it be to have her banged by I hot black guy before the rally? Nobody would ever know. Very discrete. Clean, D/D free. Fit, hung, will respect all boundaries. Let’s play. Very real here. Please put “Sarah Likes It” in the subject so I know you’re real. Can share pics and contact info.”

Hopefully none of the discreet encounters took place in this contraption.