"If we left Iraq prematurely, the enemy would tell us to leave Afghanistan and then withdraw from the Middle East. And if we left the Middle East, they'd order us and all those who don't share their militant ideology to leave what they call the occupied Muslim lands from Spain to the Philippines."
So Don is now the modern-day Charles Martel, making Europe's last stand against the "Mohamedans" at the Battle of Tours in 732--or perhaps just a delusional, embittered old man.
But anyway--DOES TALK LIKE THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?
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For obvious reasons, I've always liked Charles Martel. Of course, I am the hereditary emperor of Gaul, so it's all good.
Were those dominoes or flag-draped coffins?
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