Thursday, April 06, 2006

Photo quiz--Pick your analogy

Lay down with pigs, you're gonna get dirty

Is anyone surprised that the various miscreants in the countless scandals are doing the "Save My Ass Shuffle?" Surely you didn't expect a lofty principle such as LOYALTY from the likes of jack Abramoff and Karl Rove, did you? Hint: If they are doing sleazy things WITH you, they will do sleazy things TO you!



Wheel of Indictments

Round and round she goes, where she stops...Karl Rove? Gale Norton? Hint: Rarely to people resign to "seek other opportunities" or to "spend more time with their families."


The House of Cards

All the same, actually, but all the miscreants from barry Bonds to Tom Delay to the yet to be indicted--hell hath no fury like a [mistress, lobbyist, underling, you name it] scorned.

and FINALLY:



Isn't that sweet? "You've got mail." And now, so does the Assistant U.S. Attorney. You can be a drunken frat boy at an elite eastern college or you could be the president (ooops, never mind that, an elite SOUTHeastern college that used to have a lacrosse team), Martha Stewart, Mr. McFeely from Homeland Security, the boys from Enron, or the guy in your office your boss wants to fire--EMAIL DOESN'T GO AWAY. SO DON'T DO IT.

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