Tuesday, April 04, 2006

A great opener for the Cubs, except for

this idiot being there.


He apparently has invented a new pitch--the smirkball.

4 comments:

drmagoo said...

I read that Todd Walker was "A big G.W. fan." I have decided that Jerry Hairston should have the 2nd base job.

Peter said...

"The president briefly discussed his faith with left fielder Matt Murton, who is a born-again Christian. Murton said the meeting compared favorably to a clubhouse visit from Vince Vaughn, one of his favorite movie stars. `It was the coolest thing ever,' Murton said."

[sound of humble correspondent dry-heaving]

drmagoo said...

Apparently the young red-head isn't the brightest bulb on the porch.

On the other hand, Sir Chimpalot is roughly equivalent to a B-list comedic actor. Hell of a status level for the leader of the free world.

Anonymous said...

Quite coincidentally the Treasure State spelling bee champ took the lead by correctly spelling "mumpsimus".

Plate? Shrimp?... Plate of shrimp?...