EXCLUSIVE!!!
As you all know, Katie Holmes gave birth to a baby girl. The proud papa, Tom Cruise, is of course into Scientology, the bizarre and controversial "religion" involving extraterrestrial past lives and the evil alien Xenu, who brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs.
Well, your intrepid reporter has scored an exclusive, the first baby picture of our newest little Scientologist:
8 comments:
Aww. how cute! Goes great with the Tomkat bobbleheads:
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That's just mean and you should be ashamed of yourself. You obviously don't have children of your own and I can certainly see why.
I wonder whether or not "anonymous" is a fan of Katie or Tom? Or perhaps she's a fan of "Aliens" and was pissed that its offspring was being used to disparage a pair of dweebs...
Yes, Pete, "you obviously don't have children of your own." Did you eat them?
Serious question: does anyone, anywhere, know of a non-celebrity Scientologist?
Is there such a thing?
She is a cutie, and at 20 inches is almost as tall as her dad. Tom's teeth aren't that nice... I wonder who the father is?
Isn't "non-celebrity" scientologist a non-sequitur, akin to "jumbo shrimp" and "altruistic libertarian?"
They don't have to be famous, but they do have to be willing to part with large amounts of cash.
Aside from the cult/ponzi scheme aspect, is a spaceman and volcanoes any more outlandish than an ancient Jewish virgin mom and a dead guy walking around for a month or so?
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