The attraction, to be operated by Halliburton's wholly-owned subsidiary, the United States Government, will include state of the art torture facilities for visitors to see, with luxury skyboxes available. Imprisoned inbred guard Lyndie England will pose for photos
and for an extra fee, will drag naked guests around the complex on a leash
Six Burning Flags doesn't forget the kids though--they can play interactive games to build their own naked prisoner pyramid
and try their hand at tossing used women's underwear on the heads of Iraqi prisoners
And even more--Six Burning Flags has built an entire village where the kids can break down house doors, yell at real Iraqis in a language the Iraqis don't understand, and point rifles at them loaded with live rounds! Talk about family values fun!
Attraction tickets are available now, and a special combo discount includes Uncle Rummy's Triangle of Death Unarmored Humvee Party Tour!
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