Monday, February 27, 2006

Programming note from Fox News

























Fox News announced that they are seeking a replacement for "liberal" host Alan Colmes. Apparently, Fox is seeking a host that will speak more often, participate more and challenge conservative Sean Hannity more often than does the timid Colmes. The finalists for the position include:

Deceased mime Marcel Marceau













Silent comic Teller












Semaphore flagmen











and random human infants










We have been advised that both Silent Bob and "Silent Cal" Coolidge have withdrawn from consideration.

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