Saturday, July 09, 2005

Call out the National Guard!

So, do you think folks in the gulf coast might like a few guardsmen around to deal with what could be a nasty early-season hurricane?

"Where have all the guardsmen gone, long time passing...
Where have all the guardsmen gone, long time ago
Where have the guardsmen gone?

To Iraq for nothing at all,
When will they ever learn...
When will they ever learn..."

Friday, July 08, 2005

One, two, three strikes you're out.....

The talking heads have been abuzz over the London bombings, and of course, the Wall Street journal editorial page opined that they hate us for who we are, not what we do. Lord am I glad that they keep those crackpots away from the business side, otherwise the WSJ would be the Weekly World News!

I see this tragedy and the continuing disaster in Iraq as an unfortunate outgrowth of a unique trifecta of failure in the administration's plan for the so-called "war on terror." With a respectful nod to Sun Tzu and his masterwork from a world ago, The Art of War, the administration failed to: 1) know ourselves 2) know the enemy and 3) know the situation.

As Sun-Tzu reminds us from 2500 years ago, "when you engage in actual fighting, if victory is long in coming, then men's weapons will grow dull and their ardor will be damped. If you lay siege to a town, you will exhaust your strength.....if the campaign is protracted, the resources of the State will not be equal to the strain. ...when your weapons are dulled, your ardor damped, your strength exhausted and your treasure spent, other chieftains will spring up to take advantage of your extremity, then no man, however wise, will be able to avert the consequences that must ensue."

1) The decisionmakers did not know ourselves, including the tactical and strategic strengths and weaknesses of our military and the willingness of the people to embrace this conflict. They miscalculated the forces necessary, the supplies and equipment needed, the logistical situation on the ground and the makeup of an all-volunteer army. Included within the last is the failure to properly calculate:

a) the numbers needed;
b) the impact on the war on future recruitment;
c) the misuse of the National guard and the Reserve. These are not professionally-trained front-line troops, they are veterinary technicians and insurance salesmen who want to serve and make some pocket money. The guard and reserve as we knew it has been abused--welcome to hurricane season;
d) the psychological, sociological and economic impact on those deployed and their families and
e) the cost of aftercare for those who have suffered grievous physical and mental harm.

The administration also never was truthful with the American people on the reasons for this war, and equated opposition to the war with a lack of patriotism. As Teddy Roosevelt, a great Republican president stated, "to announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

2) They did not understand the enemy. First, can we stop with the "War on Terror?" Terror, as thousands have said, is a tactic. You cannot make war on a tactic. Terror is a tactic that has been used for thousands of years, in various incarnations, from barbarian tribes on the fringe of Rome to Civil War Raiders to the mujahadeen in Afghanistan, and it has been used for so long because it is an effective way for the outmanned and outgunned to strike at the heart and mind of an enemy that appears superior on paper.

The "War on Terror" also inappropriately lumps together disparate entities that have no inherent connection other than their choice of violence du jour. Rebels in Chechnya, paramilitary forces in the Philippines, Basque separatists and al Qaida may use the same toolbox but they are building vastly different projects.

As I mentioned above, according to the Wall Street Journal editorial board, they hate us for who we are. They hate us because we drive SUVs, because a scantily-clad Paris Hilton soaps up a car in a burger ad, because we listen to irreverent music, because our kids wear suggestive clothes and because most of us read some different testaments of Mid-East religions.


OK, there may be some unstable jihadists out there who think offing a few infidels caps a perfect day out with the family, but for the most part, terror is a TACTIC used to accomplish an OBJECTIVE. A key part of fighting that war is understanding that objective. It isn't getting Paris Hilton off TV (although that is a laudable goal) or covering up haltertops or ending conspicuous consumption or having Limbaugh go to a station break so the imam can call the faithful to prayer over the EIB Network.

Their objectives are to stop various U.S. policies that have an impact on their lives or belief sets, from our stance on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict to bases in their holy lands to the Iraqi invasion and occupation. Understanding does not mean condoning their actions or necessarily yielding, but fighting an enemy without understanding their objectives is nothing but swinging at curveballs in the dirt.

3. They didn't understand the situation. From not dealing with the complex interplay of Shi'a and Sunnis, to creating a power vacuum with no alternative to fill it, from a seemingly permanent occupation of a Muslim land to losing control of the roads is do not pass go, do not collect $200 (unless you're Halliburton), head straight for hell!

Strike Three.


A great food site is one of my favorite cooking sites (link to the right). If you go to the recipe search page and put in "Rasmussen" you will find a great Greek chicken, a Mexican-style snapper and a linguini with clam sauce from Bon Appetit magazine by yours truly.

A Wie-bit too whiny....

I am growing very weary of the players and others whining about Michelle Wie playing in men's events on the links. As Deep Throat said so many years ago---follow the money. The PGA tour makes plenty off TV, etc., but local tournament committees live on tickets and concessions. The gate at Pebble Beach is one thing, the take in the Quad Cities is another. If the John Deere Classic, already screwed by being right before the quest for the Claret Jug across the pond. needs a boost at the gate, I'm all for it. With Hunter Mahan and J.L. Lewis at the top of the leader board, they need all the spark they can get!

A must-read Schmidlap rant

You will find the link to my friend John's blog, Schmidlap's Kurtoses, over to the right. He has a hilarious and much-deserved skewering of the Chicago Tribune on board this week:

I bought the Sunday Chicago Tribune last weekend, the first time I've purchased that fishwrap since I cancelled my subscription after their endorsement of the functionally retarded/pathological liar/war criminal coke fiend for Preznit. But as shameful as that editorial decision was (and don't worry, I won't belabor it (much) further at this point), that was only the straw that broke my back. I was throwing out pounds of their product every week, some still in the plastic bags they were delivered in, unread.............

One point deserves some attention here, John's rant on bad comics in the paper. The Tribune runs a comic strip called "Prickly City." Bad neocon "humor"--bad, bad, bad. I don't care about your ideology, Scott Stantis. All I care about is whether or not you are funny, and your humor rating is somewhere between boils and the mumps. Makes it tough to be a good "comic," huh?

And the Hippy Goes To....

The Hippy is The Thinker's award for Best Performance by a Hypocrite. Now of course, President Chimpy has long since clinched the Lifetime Achievement Award Hippy, as he celebrates his "culture of life" while giggling through executions and a needless war. However, we are in search of new and qualified candidates. Please suggest worthy nominees!

This week:

CIA Chief Porter Goss

Oh, we know where Osama is, but we can't get him because we respect national sovereignty. "
I just flew in from Iraq and boy are my arms tired! Good night, drive safely, tip your servers, I'll be here at the Comedy Shack all week!"

We respect sovereign nations? Of course we do, except for those that we invade, imprison their leader and establish a military occupation!

Jerry Springer

I actually like Jerry's radio show, but he had a whopper this week. While giving Karl Rove a much-deserved verbal beatdown, he said that he didn't like attacking or hurting people. Jerry...Jerry...Jerry...

Hello, McFly??!!!! Your career over the last generation was nothing but inciting red state-based genetic experiments gone horribly awry into a chair-throwing rage, and you don't like hurting people? Then why have you for years confronted these poor freaks with the fact that their wives are engaged in repeated romantic dalliances with various other species?????????????

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Raise your hand....

Raise your hand if the thought that the timing of the horrific London bombings was just a little too convenient. Every Oliver Stone wannabe sees this as a very effective way of pushing Karl Rove, the Supreme Court and the CIC (continuing Iraqi clusterfuck) off the front pages.

What a sad comment on this presidency that such a thought could even flicker, but this entire presidency has served to make such a ghastly possibility just that--a possibility.


We're fighting them there...

Our fearless leader loves to say that we're fighting "terrorists" there so we don't have to fight them here. Well, as London tragically learned today--they are fighting us here BECAUSE we are fighting them there, and it is only going to get worse.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

The Miller's Tale

Can we PLEASE let go of any sense that Judith Miller is any kind of hero or martyr for a free press? For one thing, her drumming up support for the Iraq war in the New York Times (the supposedly "LIBERAL" New York Times, that led the headlong rush into war and was the primary water carrier on Whitewater) would have done Keith Moon and John Bonham proud. She is not protecting a SOURCE--she is protecting a CRIMINAL!

The Designated Hitter

I don't like the designated hitter rule in Major League Baseball much , but--

IT IS ABSURD to have two "divisions" of supposedly the same entity playing by different rules! Should the NBA western conference have a 4-pt shot from 30 feet or allow 7 fouls, should the AFC have a 3-point conversion from the 10-yard line or a 4-pointt field goal from 50+? Of course not. Should some NHL teams.... (oh, never mind).

AL and NL teams are constructed differently, and of course managed differently, as pitching and bench needs are different from DH to no DH. This isn't like building a team to fit the quirks of a stadium or particular philosophies. This is a PROFOUND difference in basic rules. IT ISN"T THE SAME GAME. Get rid of it, one way or the other.

And in terms of other minor annoyances, such as illegal Mid-East wars, corporate corruption, environmental disaster, etc. to deal with, but also, by immediate executive order, I would ban the use of ANY and ALL singular team names!

No more Heat, Hustle, Fury, Liberty, Fire, Force, Crush, Rush, Magic, Avalanche, Swarm, Jazz, Blast, etc. etc.



By way of introduction, my name is Peter, I'm 47, my father thinks I'm a Marxist and my Marxist friends say that the dictionary should use my picture when defining "bourgeoisie"--so in short, I am proud to call myself a liberal. I am an editor and writer, an attorney and historian by training, one damn fine cook, a happily married man and the father of three great, albeit expensive children!

Obviously, the invasion of Iraq and the continuing struggle there is the defining issue of the day. Unfortunately, my foresight was as good as my 20-20 hindsight. I want no credit for this, and wish to God that I had been wrong. The question I have always asked did anyone not see this coming?

First of all...

1. The war was illegal

Customary international law recognized the right of self-defense, and did not require a nation to be attacked before responding. U.S. Secretary of State Daniel Webster laid out the classic definition of anticipatory self-defense in the Caroline case in the 1830's. In this case, a U.S. vessel, the Caroline, was allegedly carrying supplies to Canadian rebels against English rule when it was attacked in New York and destroyed under British authority. Secretary Webster argued the U.S. position that the attack was unjustified, stating that to claim self-defense, a state must show a necessity of self-defense, instant, overwhelming, leaving no choice of means, no moment for deliberation. This definition eventually became recognized as the international legal standard.

I think it is rather self-evident that pre-war Iraq did not meet this standard. Its armed forces had been quickly expelled from Kuwait and severely damaged in the first gulf war. US and allied aircraft regularly flew over much of the country, and spy satellites closely monitored Iraq as well as on-ground intelligence. NO evidence existed of any impending Iraqi attack on the U.S. or any ally (This is a different issue than the claimed existence of WMDs which goes to the interplay of the various UN resolutions described below.)

As an example--throughout the Cold War, the Soviet Union certainly had the capacity to inflict serious damage to the U.S., and both an ideological and geopolitical motivation to do so. I do not believe that anyone could make a serious argument that a U.S. invasion of the Soviet Union would have been justified because of any "motive and opportunity" rationale barring significant credible evidence of overt acts of hostility.

The customary definition of self-defense is important today even though the international law in this area is defined by the UN charter and subsequent acts/documents, as reference is made to customary definitions when treaty terms need definition or in areas not fully covered by treaty (for an absolutely brilliant discussion of the interplay of customary and treaty-based international law, see Volume 3 of the 1981 University of Illinois Law Review. The piece is thoroughly researched and documented, and the author is nothing short of brilliant--and modest.)

Under the UN Charter, force is authorized only in two instances. The first is self-defense. Actually, the charter language is fairly restrictive here. Article 51 provides that "Nothing in the present Charter shall impair the inherent right of individual or collective self-defense if an armed attack occurs against a Member of the United Nations, until the Security Council has taken measures necessary to maintain international peace and security. Measures taken by Members in the exercise of this right of self-defense shall be immediately reported to the Security Council and shall not in any way affect the authority and responsibility of the Security Council under the present Charter to take at any time such action as it deems necessary in order to maintain or restore international peace and security."

Most international law scholars assume, however, that an actual attack is unnecessary and that the charter reflects the Caroline rule. Still, though, this right is rather tightly circumscribed, as the procedure for taking the matter to the Security Council is laid out. Also the "until the Security Council has taken measures necessary" suggests that the right of self-defense is indeed limited to an immediate emergency response. The same conclusions about the legality of the self-defense claim under the charter apply as under customary international law.

The other area in which force may be used is when authorized by the Security Council. Article 41 provides that "The Security Council may decide what measures not involving the use of armed force are to be employed to give effect to its decisions" and "The Security Council may decide what measures not involving the use of armed force are to be employed to give effect to its decisions, and it may call upon the Members of the United Nations to apply such measures. "

Under Article 42, "Should the Security Council consider that measures provided for in Article 41 would be inadequate or have proved to be inadequate, it may take such action by air, sea, or land forces as may be necessary to maintain or restore international peace and security. Such action may include demonstrations, blockade, and other operations by air, sea, or land forces of Members of the United Nations."

Note that the operative language is that IT, i.e., the Security Council, is the body to "take such action by air, sea, or land forces as may be necessary to maintain or restore international peace and security." Other language throughout the charter reinforces this idea that lawful military force is to be used in the collective:

Article One defines one of the purposes of the UN as "To maintain international peace and security, and to that end: to take effective collective measures for the prevention and removal of threats to the peace."

Article 48 provides that "The action required to carry out the decisions of the Security Council for the maintenance of international peace and security shall be taken by all the Members of the United Nations or by some of them, as the Security Council may determine."

The question then becomes, had the Security Council "authorized" the U.S. invasion in the web of resolutions passed in the wake of the first Gulf War and leading up to the invasion?

Before doing so, it should be noted the general principles of construction applicable here. Under the Vienna Convention on the law of treaties (off the top of my head), treaty terms and acts thereunder should be given their plain meanings. Resolutions must also be read in light of the defined purposes of the UN Charter, including a commitment to collective action and a desire to avoid war. The various resolutions may be found at

The UN resolution, 678, authorized the 1st gulf war with the language of "all necessary means to uphold and implement resolution 660." This earlier resolution, 660, called for Iraq to "withdraw immediately and unconditionally all its forces to the positions in which they were located on 1 August 1990. "The expulsion of Iraq from Kuwait is the SOLE object comprehended within 660, and hence, within 678.


The oft-cited Resolution 687, the cease-fire agreement, places the various restrictions on Iraq, including arms restrictions. These restrictions apply ONLY because Iraq was a UN signatory and was subject to the authority of the Security Council. The resolution on its face contains NO enforcement provisions and its text belies enforcement by individual states, as the Security Council "Decides to remain seized of the matter and to take such further steps as may be required for the implementation of the present resolution and to secure peace and security in the area."

And then there is 1441. The language here is certainly vague and ambiguous. The clear wording of 678, in which the Security Council SPECIFICALLY authorized "Member States co-operating with the Government of Kuwait, unless Iraq on or before 15 January 1991 fully implements, as set forth in paragraph 1 above, the above-mentioned resolutions, to use all necessary means…" is nowhere to be seen. Rather, the Council "recalls" that it has repeatedly warned that Iraq will face "serious consequences."

The "serious consequences" language is hardly a specific mandate for war drafted by a council established for the furtherance of peace. "Consequences" could involve a multitude of sanctions well short of unilateral invasion. The U.S. had sought more definitive language and was unable to establish veto-proof support. In 1441, the Security Council further stated that it will "convene immediately upon receipt of a report… in order to consider the situation and the need for full compliance with all of the relevant Council resolutions in order to secure international peace and security." Hardly a "we authorize the U.S. to invade by X date." The resolution also expresses the will of the Security Council "to remain seized of the matter."

Nowhere in this language is there any explicit authorization for member state enforcement. It is more than a stretch to find even implicit authorization. The all means necessary language is found ONLY in 678 and this clearly was limited to the invasion of Kuwait and was SPECIFICALLY REJECTED in 1441. The charter and all the resolutions strongly reflect the continuing desire of the Security Council to maintain control of this matter. For the actions to be proper, the US would have to be acting ON BEHALF of the Security Council, and such a view is simply untenable in light of the SC members' specific disavowal of the same.

Note that I make no statement about the wisdom of these various provisions. One does not question whether an element of the law is wise or just when assessing its applicability. Many may disagree with the inherent restrictions placed on member states by the UN charter. However, the U.S. voluntarily and constitutionally accepted these obligations. Note also that the constitution makes treaties part of the law of the land domestically as well.

2. The consequences were thoroughly predictable

OK, let's see--we INVADE a Muslim country WITHOUT JUST CAUSE and OCCUPY it, and we think we will be seen as "LIBERATORS???" Hmmm...anyone notice that terrorist attacks increased after Gulf War I, when we set up bases (occupied?) in Arab countries?

The miscalculations are astounding. Initially, the planners of the war showed an absolute lack of understanding concerning the national, religious and ethnic powderkeg marked on the map as "Iraq." Anyone with a sophomore-level college class on Mid-East history would have seen the explosive mix of a Shi'a majority, a Sunni minority used to power and the Kurds was a conflagration just waiting for an American spark. The Shi'a majority had long disliked the U.S,, as they saw us as the ally of Hussein during Iraq's war with Shi'ite Iran. The theology of this branch of Islam, albeit not necessarily so doctrinally, also has been conducive to fundamentalist and radical interpretations.

Mix in the fact that we, oh, I don't know..INVADED THEIR COUNTRY? Blew up their homes, destroyed their businesses, killed their loved ones? No matter how much they wanted Hussein gone and sought political power, that little reality is a tough one to get past! And please do not let those GOP congressmen with their upraised purple fingers last January fool you. This "election" showed the will of Ayatollah Sistani to have the U.S.get the hell out. And the Sunni reaction? Oh sure, it was completely unexpected that countless thousands of those who had enjoyed political power would happily submit to an emerging theocracy based on a n alien theology and seen as allied with an enemy (Iran).

3. Things ain't gettin' better any time soon

Hmmm..I hate to drag out the Viet Nam analogy, but...add 1 cup Viet Nam and 1 cup Soviet Afghanistan and you get one whole clusterfuck of a mess. DIDN'T WE LEARN? CAN WE NOT BE TAUGHT??

There are so many things to say here. Let's see...

Small native forces can utilize terrain to offset numerical and technological advances,

We don't, and won't, control the roads, so people and stuff get moved in copters, which a kid can bring down.

There is a "baby boom" in Iraq's population of young men right now. Mix that with poverty and U.S. occupation and you get....hmmm..HELL?

Every day we are there makes the "government" less credible and

Our military is broken. They say they've met recruiting goals, and they've done so by LOWERING those same goals. Wait till hurricane season, when the National Guard, protectors of dams and seawalls, are missing. An unacceptable amount of citizen soldiers, veterinary technicians and insurance professionals, are the ground troops in Iraq.

And finally, the reason why it won't get better...the lie. We all learned as kids was that the only way to cover up a lie was to keep on lying.

Tomorrow...the designated hitter!


War and the Designated Hitter

So here we go, my initial foray into the blogosphere. It's my first time, so be gentle!

I operate under the same delusions as legions of others typing into space, that 1) I have something worth saying and 2) someone might care to read it. I'm probably wrong on both counts, but what the hell!

I will devote this space to my passions. Politics, history, sports, the Chicago Cubs, cooking and travel are all fair game. Please feel free to contact me at with comments, contributions, suggestions or just to say hi. Now that I have a first post, I will gather my thoughts on the subjects above.