"I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Vietnam, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire.. er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye.. month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket. "
"In Plano, Texas, just north of Dallas, the school told students they couldn't wear red and green because they were Christmas colors. That's flat-out fascism. If I were a student in Plano, I'd be a walking Christmas tree after that order. Have a little thing on my head."
The difference? Tommy Flanagan, the Jon Lovitz character, is funny.
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I think the Plano schools are just fashion conscious. I mean, red and green clash...
Minor quibble: Jon Lovitz was intentionally funny.
O'Lielly is funny as hell if viewed in the right light.
Touche', Schmidlap!
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