Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Bird Flu Czar Named



Bush Names Coyote To Be Bird Flu Czar

(AP) President Bush has appointed Wile E. Coyote to head up the administration's Bird Flu Response Team. According to a White House spokesman, Mr. Coyote's track record of competence and success in dealing with birds is exactly what you would expect from the Bush administration.

Mr. Coyote is currently executive vice president of Acme Company, a subsidiary of Halliburton, Inc.

1 comment:

ZuZu's Petals said...

Wile E, you're doin' a heckuva job!!