Thursday, October 13, 2005

Dr. Dobson? Mr. Rove is calling on Line 1

So WHY is Karl Rove, apostate of Hell, calling James Dobson, pseudo-Christian freak show, about Ozzie's Harriet? WHY is this pervert vetting a Supreme Court nominee?

For those of you who aren't familiar with this Dobson psychopath, he is the anti-Spongebob activist who gave us this useful nugget for childrearing:

"You see, the parent should have some means of making the child want to cooperate, other than simply obeying because he was told to do so. For those who can think of no such device, I will suggest one: there is a muscle, lying snugly against the base of the neck. Anatomy books list it as the trapezius muscle, and when firmly squeezed, it sends little messengers to the brain saying, "This hurts; avoid recurrence at all costs."

Nothing says I love you like a little child abuse!

Now in all fairness, Dr. Dobson has admitted that a man can be an actor and a cook without being a homosexual. I am thankful for that.

This nutball also tells us parents that we can keep our sons from becoming gay by showering with them, where dad can "mirror and affirm his son's maleness." Right.

As Jack Nicholson's Melvin Udall said in "As Good as It Gets, "Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here!"

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