Sunday, October 09, 2005

Bush Acts Quickly on Pakistan Earthquake

Bush to Send Mom, Dobson to Pakistan

(AP) The Associated Press has learned that President George W. Bush has sent the Rev. James Dobson and the president's mother to Pakistan to deal with the massive earthquake. According to Rev. Dobson, "I will try and find any Christian survivors and minister to them, and celebrate all those others that the Almighty has sent to His eternal fires." When asked to comment on the thousands of dead, Mrs. Barbara Bush stated that the dead were "underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them."

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